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Welcome To The Suburbs: Crash
If I could use one word to describe the week that I’ve have had, I would, no doubt, use the word ‘Crash’. Why? No, I didn’t get into a car accident (if that’s what any of you are wondering) but … Continue reading
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Welcome To The Suburbs: Balcony Epiphanies
With summer coming to an end and and fall quickly approaching, I find myself becoming more and more nostalgic about this summer as my mind begins to dread my return to college. A lot has changed for everyone, except me. … Continue reading
Welcome To The Suburbs: No Motives, No Guts, No Glory
It’s funny how we psychoanalyze you’re best friends merely because of the fact that you know them better than anyone. But it’s always even weirder when you psychoanalyze yourself because of the fact that once you do, you diagnose yourself, … Continue reading
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Tagged break up, commitment, make up, monogamy, off again, on again, relationship
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Welcome To The Suburbs
My name is Michael Wayne Elgin Jr. I am 18 years-old and new to Body Noise Online. Background: I was formerly a relationship advice online columnist at Examiner.com but I am in current works to change that title because of … Continue reading
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Are You Ready For A Relationship?
For as long as I can remember, I played the cool, silent type. You know, that kind of mysterious, never know what she’s thinking, can’t help but fall in love with type of girl you wish you never knew. In … Continue reading
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Tagged commitment, dating, relationship type, relationships, stereotypes, types
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There’s No Place Like Home
Returning after a gruesome 4 1/2 months in NYC, I felt like a feral cat when I entered my beautiful uptown condo with my own bathroom! All of which I would gladly throw away to live in a dingy closet … Continue reading
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Tagged body noise, bodynoise, dating, diary, life, love, ms. bodynoise, relationships, single, toronto
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Spoiler Alert: Bridesmaids
Yes, it’s wedding season. It’s super stressful and supposedly super fun. If you’ve got a best friend that’s getting married you’ll definitely relate to this. The movie was pretty slow at first with a lot of ridiculously long moments, but … Continue reading
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Tagged bridesmaids, Kristen Wiig, Maya Rudolph, Rose Byrne
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What’s on your list for the ‘perfect man’?
Someone told me to write a list of all the things that I want in a man. Sounds kind of silly, right? Well I’ve had my share of mistakes so I really have nothing left to lose. Here’s the list … Continue reading
OPI Femme De Cirque SoftShades Collection
Check out four new spring shades from OPI! This collection is called Femme de Cirque by OPI, designed to unleash a woman’s inner ring mistress. The collection includes three pink hues and one sheer glitter coat that can be worn … Continue reading
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Spoiler Alert: ‘Source Code’
I don’t know where to start on this movie. There was so much going on my head was literally spinning! If you’re looking for something to think about, talk about, discuss, ponder, whatever, this is your flick. Awesome surprise – … Continue reading
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Tagged jake gyllenhaal, movie review, russell peters, source code
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