Category Archives: suburbs

Welcome To The Suburbs: Crash

Posted on August 19, 2011 by Body Noise

If I could use one word to describe the week that I’ve have had, I would, no doubt, use the word ‘Crash’. Why? No, I didn’t get into a car accident (if that’s what any of you are wondering) but … Continue reading →

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Welcome To The Suburbs: Balcony Epiphanies

Posted on August 12, 2011 by Body Noise

With summer coming to an end and and fall quickly approaching, I find myself becoming more and more nostalgic about this summer as my mind begins to dread my return to college. A lot has changed for everyone, except me. … Continue reading →

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Welcome To The Suburbs: No Motives, No Guts, No Glory

Posted on August 7, 2011 by Body Noise

It’s funny how we psychoanalyze you’re best friends merely because of the fact that you know them better than anyone. But it’s always even weirder when you psychoanalyze yourself because of the fact that once you do, you diagnose yourself, … Continue reading →

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Welcome To The Suburbs

Posted on July 15, 2011 by Body Noise

My name is Michael Wayne Elgin Jr. I am 18 years-old and new to Body Noise Online. Background: I was formerly a relationship advice online columnist at Examiner.com but I am in current works to change that title because of … Continue reading →