My name is Michael Wayne Elgin Jr. I am 18 years-old and new to Body Noise Online.
Background: I was formerly a relationship advice online columnist at Examiner.com but I am in current works to change that title because of the fact that I don’t believe that anyone should have the right to solicit advice on love… Why? Because of the fact that love isn’t the same for everyone; love is different for every man and woman out there; especially here in The Inland Empire, A.K.A, Riverside, California.
Being single for a year is all of the proof I need that being in love and out of love is different for everyone. Here’s more about me… I love the color blue — I wear it with almost everything. When it comes to dating I recently had an epiphany… I’ve realized that I have absolutely no idea what I want when it comes to relationships; whereas I don’t know if I want a full-time completely solidified relationship, a half-time ‘hooking-up’ relationship, or just the cliche one night stand. I’ve never been able to do a one night stand because of the fact that I always become attached and want nothing but more the next morning. Going out with my friends, partying and endless solo nights avoid the daily knife in the heart — it cushions the blow.
As a Californian living in a town bathed with a suburban appearance there’s nothing much to do in this town except eat, shop, sleep with the populous (sorry there are no eligible bachelors & bachelorettes here to pick from), and attend parties where know one’s got a clue of whom you seem to be.
This is where I live, this is a break-down of what living here is like, this is my life…This is the suburbs. Let’s begin to see if I can make your Fridays more interesting shall we?
